we’ll just stand here all casual, then no-one will think we’re gay ……
“Shh, John, just relax. Slouch a bit.”
“Yeah well I’m not the one trying to hide my raging erection in my coat.”
“Well if you’d just let me come already…”
“No, I told you. Snark off to Lestrade during a case and you don’t get to come afterwards. I’m going to teach you to behave, whether you like it or not.”