no. okay? just. no.
we’re going to talk about this one time, freeman, one.
you don’t get to do this. i cannot be having with the hobbit fandom, i cannot be having with it. i was in lotrs, and i am seriously too fucking old and too fucking over it to get back into that tub of crazy.
so. you need to realize that you’re wearing a mop for a wig, and you’re being shot in such a way that you look like you’ve got the physique of a troll doll, and your weapon is glowing like the special effects budget got used up on orlando bloom’s fucking eyelashes. so you need to stop doing john watson face. it is completely unacceptable. i do not fucking need ‘bilbo baggins is a tactical officer in the sas (shire air service) and will fuck your shit up for you’ in my life. no.
no.
i said no.
Shire Air Service
*rolling around on the ground and dying of laughter*
I DARE YOU TO WRITE THAT. I BLOODY DARE YOU.
NOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ABOUT THIS, MARTIN. HUH? JESUS. TAKE SOME FUCKING RESPONSIBILITY.