What’s that? You don’t see why people ship Cap/Iron Man? You’ve got no idea where they get it from, you say? They’re making it up out of whole cloth, you say?
Because Iron Man is this close with everyone….
And Captain has done this to EVERY Avenger and friend…
And OF COURSE Captain knows awesome moves…
And Tony is JUST always this concerned….
AND THIS PASSWARD BULLSHIT MEANS NOTHING. IT’S JUST A THING
CAP IS JUST A LITTLE HANDSY WITH ALL WOMEN, NOT JUST ONES ATTACKING TONY.
NOPE. NOT CANON HERE EITHER. JUST SOME BROS…
AND… WELL.
AND ZOMBIE SASS IS JUST… NOT CANON AT ALL..
THEY JUST LIKE STARING INTO EACH OTHER EYES NOTHING GAY ABOUT THAT.
NOTHING HERE EITHER. HE JUST KNOWS CAP REALLY WELL.
JUST BROS…..
AND TONY ISN’T NAKED, GETTING DEFENDED BY CAP OR ANYTHING..
NOT CANON AT ALL. NOPE. JUST FIGHTING LIKE SPOUSES…
AND EVERYONE HAD THE KNOWLEDGE OF CAPS FAVORITE TYPE OF FOOD.
THIS JUST IS… JUST BROS.
JUST BROS… RIGHT.
CAP JUST CARRIES ALL OF HIS TEAMMATES BRIDAL STYLE.
NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
NO FEEEEELS AT ALLLLL.
NOPE. NOT AT ALL SOMETHING MORE THAN BROS.
AND OF COURSE TONY DIDN’T HAVE SOMEONE DRESS UP AS CAP TO EASE HIS PAIN.
NOT CANON AT ALL.
NOPE. NOT CANON.
NOT CANON BY MARVEL AT ALLL.
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SO CANON IT HUUUURTS.
Oh and then there was the time Steve new the passcodes to operate Tony’s armor. Oh, and that crossover miniseries where they literally spent almost every panel talking about each other’s amazingness and azure eyes (literally Tony described Cap’s eyes as ‘azure’). Which of course is not to mention all the times Cap was the only person who could talk Tony out of his vast array of bad ideas (so many bad ideas, bless him).
Yup. Reasons.
Eliminate the Impossible: Steve/Tony isn’t canon at alllll.