John Watson came in the mail today! And he tastes delicious!
The Adagio tea blend, that is! (Alas.) The John Watson blend tastes like Earl Grey (which is the base), with a hint of green tea and a nutty undertone that cuts out that hint of bitter tannin you can get in black tea to make it reaaaaaally smoooooooth. It’s got just a touch of cinnamon to give it a bit of an aroma. Blends beautifully with the bergamot into a subtly exotic background that…reminds me of myrrh, actually.
It’s now my headcanon that this is what John tastes like. Because…yeah, it’s kinda hot. If he wore a cologne like this, women would be waiting to tackle him when he stepped outside. (Not that he’d notice, because I don’t think he’d ever get past Sherlock to get to the door…)