It looks like he’s deducing me through my computer screen
I hope he likes what he is deducing.
He looks confused while he’s deducing me. WHAT. SHERLOCK. WHAT. WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME!?
I’m confusing, Sherlock, I know. It’s because I’m a bird person. I don’t fit in the world’s two acceptable categories of ‘dog person/cat person.’