prettyarbitrary So I would really appreciate it if some writing would decide to flow magically from my fingertips without my having to work for it.
prettyarbitrary Is there a pill for that or something…?
prettyarbitrary The train seemed to work pretty well, but that gets expensive.
persian Storialis: for those special stories.
prettyarbitrary Hahahaha!
prettyarbitrary Oh my god, now I’m imagining what the commercial would look like.
prettyarbitrary People wandering around in flowing pastel garments.
prettyarbitrary Pristine sheets of paper with rose petals scattered across them.
persian Open laptops out in sunlight gardens.
prettyarbitrary No actual connections between the two. Showing writers actually writing would be lewd.
persian Oh, of course.
persian And the warnings!
prettyarbitrary Moleskine and a $100 fountain pen sitting next to a cappucino.
persian If this porn lasts for more than four hours, see your beta immediately.
prettyarbitrary Hahahahaha!
prettyarbitrary Storialis should not be taken while editing.
prettyarbitrary If you are an artist, consult your doctor before taking storialis.
dee XD hehehhe
persian Other side effects include loggerhea, abuse of semi-colons, and spelling and grammar errors.