“If I met you in real life… I’d admire your birds and we’d have tea and talk about martin freeman’s bone structure and how there really needs to be a shirtless scene for him as well. We’d sigh about the pretty that is Sherlock, but agree that we wouldn’t tap that (re: a) He’s John’s and b) he has an abrasive personality). Then we could discuss the intricacies of human sexuality, psychology, gender and the sociological aspects of omegaverse.