bluesrat:

persian-slipper:

stuckinabucket:

later-homenuggets:

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this

look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit

motherfucking australia

Is that one of those parrots that will get its bros and straight demolish your car if it’s bored?

PA, don’t let your tinysaurs grow up to be hoodlums.

It’s too late, Persian.

Wild parrots really will invade your house.  I’m told by a Venezuelan friend that they do it all the time down there.  People leave their windows open because, y’know, tropics, and the next thing you know there’s a flock of conures casing your living room for anything edible, shiny, or amusing.

They’re convinced that humans exist for their amusement.  Parrots aren’t so much animals as they are flying feathered god complexes.

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