Fuck Mondays, man. They don’t need more angst than they already come with. What they do need, though? A lot more happy sex.
Lestrade is studying to take the test for detective, and John is 18 and recently started medical school. They’re both adorable and THEN THEY HAVE ENTHUSIASTIC SEX AND EXPLODE PA’S DELICATE BRAINS ALL OVER HER SOFA THANK GOD SHE GOT IT STAIN-GUARDED. Hnnnnnnnnnnnn.
There’s not much more to it than that (except then they have sex again…repeatedly) but FRANKLY DO YOU NEED MORE?
SPOILER: YOU DO NOT.
BBC Sherlock rec, shameless smut edition: Six Crates of Beer and One Cigarette