” your otp is what you are subconsciously looking for in a relationship “
Someday, my enormous foul-tempered warlord nemesis will come and sweep me off of my feet while we battle to the death.
I’m either looking for a brilliant, laser-eyed abusive jerk
or I am the brilliant laser-eyed abusive jerk and am on the lookout for an adorably sexy, snarky, stoic and preferably short badass who doesn’t mind too much if I torment him.
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Yeah, that second one sounds about right.