Oh, I forgot to tell you guys about my weird dream last night. (Pro tip: when I say this, it’s usually best to run away.)
I wanted to get up, but I was really drowsy, so I dreamed of Arnold Schwarzenegger eating apples, and watching a Peanuts cartoon where Snoopy was baking a pie.
Since I generally prefer apples fresh rather than cooked, I screamed to myself, “WAKE UP! NOT THE APPLES!”
And it worked!