Title: Well, That Bites
Fandom: Sherlock
Pairing/Characters: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Jim Moriarty
Rating (for entire story): Mature
Word count: 2114
Warnings/tags: Crackity-crack, Vampires, Moriarty being a nutjob, and a selkie. Oh, er, and character dusting.
Summary:
Jim’s brain burst into a white, consumptive flame. They were kissing. His Sherlock and that bottom-dreg, half-human, furry-arsed, sea-slug were locking lips in the middle of the club, and it was too much to bear.Jim Moriarty’s terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad, Friday night. Because some prompts are just too ridiculous to let go.
Notes: Done for this episode of Chuck Wendig’s Flash Fiction Challenge. If you’re feeling the urge, take a guess which of the prompt combinations I rolled up. Thanks to Roane for the lightning-quick beta!
Find it here on AO3.Need a giggle this morning? Go on.
Of course, now after betaing it, my brain REALLY wants to do something with scary vengeful selkie!John.
But this is the fun version.
Yessssssssssss. In my head? That’s not Sherlock at all. That’s selkie!John using his fairy illusions. Because Rule #1 is You don’t fuck with fairies.