I’ll just leave this here.

um

is there context to this or

the actual explanation for this is spock being way too horny

seriously, Spock is horny, that’s the plot. welcome to the 46 time winner of the gayest slash couple ever award. no one else has won it because nothing can get this gay without there being actual gay sex.

^ CANON SPACE HUSBANDS

Okay, but these all missed the bit where they are actually fighting. Because admittedly Spock is horny.  But it’s over a girl.  Whom Kirk admittedly doesn’t actually want.  He just got roped into this and LOOK HE’S JUST TRYING TO RESPECT SPOCK’S CULTURE OKAY.  (But oh my god what happens at the end you don’t even know.)

This is from the legendary Star Trek episode Amok Time.  Which is in fact holder of the record for ‘gayest slash couple ever.’  This episode was literally the reason slash was invented.  And that part I’m not making up.