This, my friends, is Alfred Thaddeus Crane Pennyworth. AND LET ME TELL YOU. HE IS NOT WORTH A FUCKING PENNY.
HE IS WORTH ALL THE MONEY.
This man not only raised one of the GREATEST heroes of all time, but he also
- Assisted in caring for the Robins
- CAN FLY A JET
- Was a field medic
- FIXES THE BATSUIT ALL DAY EVERYDAY
- Was an actor
- Can do a spot on impersonation of Bruce
- Is the only member of the Bat Family allowed to own firearms
- He has overcome 27 kidnappings. On his own.
- He held his own in hand to hand combat!
- He made the Outsiders.
- He is the best goddamn butler ever. End of story.
This man is probably one of the best characters ever made. No joke.
Reblogging because Alfred is, in fact, one of the greatest characters in comic books, ever, of all time, forever and a half.
Also Alfred spent years as a soldier in the British Guard and later became a member of MI-5 before becoming an actor.
You can fuck with anybody in DC except Alfred.