I’ve begun to get actively irritated every time I see an OH GOD HOW DID HE FAKE HIS DEATH thing about S3.

I mean, I don’t care how he did it!  How is that supposed to be the most interesting thing about the episode when HE’S SHOWING UP ON JOHN’S DOORSTEP AFTER BEING DEAD FOR TWO YEARS?

It’s not like it’s ruining my quality of life or anything, but let’s be real here.  One of these things is more gripping than the other.