But I desperately want to know the story of how possiblefuture!Johannes got turned into a woman and apparently decided she was fine with it.
Important questions that must be answered
1. HOW?
2. Why?
3. When on earth did Cabal become comfortable with being called ‘darling’?
4. When on earth did Cabal start USING the word ‘darling’?
5. When on earth did Cabal learn to FLIRT?Important things we now know
1. Cabal is so vain that he will admit (at least to own mind) that he fancies himself. Or is that herself?In fact I’m pretty sure that’s the only time we’ve ever seen Cabal actually describe himself as finding someone attractive.
#the ultimate trash ship? #johannes/his ego #IT’S NO LIE
I buy it more than him and that dead lady in a box he’s supposedly doing EVERYTHING for. What bullshit is that. Gimme my aro ace villain protagonist please.
He reads so ace to me it’s like Howard sat me down in an interview and took notes on how to fail-date your way toward discovering your orientation.
I might have devoured the first book so fast that I missed stuff, but are we SURE that Basement Lady is actually a romantic interest? I mean, I’m pretty sure he’d do the same for Horst…
I read him as ace through the whole first book, then WHAM, that last chapter it’s like “ALL FOR A LAAAAADDDYYY THAT HE LOOOOOOOVES” like wtf is that bullshit. He’s ace, Mr. Howard, he’s probably aro ace. WTF is that bullshit with his Lost Lenore archetype. Johannes Cabal is many things but he is NOT Mr. Freeze for fuck’s sake.
Mr. Freeze. Oh god, it’s true.
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