#i feel like this is a movie where steve just doesn’t give a shit anymore#‘you wanna punch me in my perfect teeth? yeah alright and i want to punch u in ur balls but u don’t see me telling the world’#‘people think we’re vigilantes? that’s cause we are motherfuckers shield is dead and hydra are terrorists who the fuck do u wanna trust?#the GOVERMENT? p l e a s e’#‘stay out of this one? haha that’s a funny joke natasha i’ll just let my assasin boyfriend die alone sure uhhuh yeah’#‘people end up shooting at you sam? welcome to my fucking life man i get shot at all day and all night and i don’t complain’#‘i just want to retire to hawaii with bucky is that too fucking much to ask? cHRIST’
via @bisexualbucky
One of the reasons I hate the Civil War premise is because they set up this excellent point–”Hey has anybody noticed there’s like 10 superheroes we can reliably trust and then the others are all teenagers, fuckups, mutants who’ve been traumatized into moral ambiguity or the Punisher?”–and then the rest of the plot is basically, “BUT CAPTAIN AMERICA” and we’re supposed to pretend that we’re not all sitting here thinking, “So when’s the bit where Steve and Tony both realize that this is a valid problem, politicians have crappy ideas, and they have the combined clout to field a solution that is both humane and effective?”
from Tumblr http://ift.tt/1noZZWo