I am yelling I landed on a Christian article about Florence & The Machine
Well.. I mean I guess. Got the siren part true.. I’m dead tho
Hot damn, what do I have to do in life to earn an introduction like that? Does she know it exists? She should use it as her artist’s bio.
It’s from a satire site called ChristWire. One of the other articles talks about how President Obama is secretly a brony.
So I have to inspire somebody to write satire about me. It’s good to have goals.
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