people who complain about dinosaurs “not being scary anymore” because its been discovered they have feathers and are closely related to/ancestors of birds are so bizarre like
- its not about how scary they are, they are/were real life animals and what matters is learning more about them, not how well they fit into your science fiction horror film lol
- can you imagine a 13 foot chicken running at you with full intent to eat you??? thats fucking terrifying holy shit
peacocks are synonymous with vain, frivolous beauty and they will attack cars. they will attack you while you try to get to your car. they’re like six feet of useless feathers and they will destroy you. imagine if they were carnivorous and had functional spurs.
a t-rex could look like a gay disco ball and i guarantee that you would fucking book it if it had a problem with you
listen
listen
have you ever met a swan
if anything the birdier they get the scarier they are
I present to you the magpies and emus of Australia. Let me tell you that if an emu decides it’s mad at you, you probably oughtta hope you’re a lot faster than it is. And those little magpie fuckers are tiny and cute and perfectly capable of gouging holes in your head and spattering your blood everywhere, so you know. Tiny dinosaurs/birds, still scary.
Here is a macaw casually destroying its steel cage.
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