Look, we may disagree about Wash’s ass or lack there for of but we can all agree on one thing: Sarge has the best ass on Red Team.
His ass was forged during the great war. Do no underestimate it’s power.
But what about Lopez’s ass? it’s custom made!!!! – @pure-plum
Wasn’t he built from a replacement kit for Church’s body, though?
Church doesn’t seem like the kind of guy who’d have an ass. I vote for Sarge.
Although Sarge also seems like the kind of guy whose pride of work would drive him to fix such a shortcoming.
BUT WAIT. He would inevitably model Lopez’s ass after his own, thus meaning that Sarge’s ass is the best ass on Red Team, regardless of who happens to be wearing it!
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