His lifelong goal is to not be in the limelight, it’s not going well.
Actually really enjoys being 76. He’s required to work on his own and things only get loud when things have to get loud.
Even though he and his high school BF saw each other naked before it he still got super nervous asking them to senior prom.
His brain is 24/7 either that vine goes “EVERYBODY KNOWS SHIT’S FUCKED.” or the video of the Grinch shrieking during yoga.
“Commander Morrison where do you go to unwind?” “S-sports… places. With beer. And uh. Ladies? Sure. Ladies.” Lies. He hides in the quietest places he can find with a book. And Gabe.
10/10 just wants to rest. L E T H I M R E S T.
100% has walked into certain meetings, stood there for 10 seconds, went “Nope.” and turned around and left.
Will bitch slap the next person who tells him to “not panic” and/or “just get over it” into the 1800s.
“Ana is the room spinning?” “No.” “Well fuck me running.”
Anytime you see him at a Gala, party or anything that’s a large social function just play the x-files theme.
Did not want the public parts Strike-Commander job.
“Why did you accept the job if you didn’t want to be the golden boy?” “HOW DO I DISAPPOINT PEOPLE AH.”
Is just mentally screaming 24/7 and wants to stop being good enough at things to be noticed.
His ult lasts the exact amount of time he can make direct eye contact before he starts to get panicky.
