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RIGHT?? I couldn’t STAND Nat. And it was deffo Nick + Lacroix. But I also liked Janette being in the mix as well, heh.

That’s because Janette was awesome, ruthlessly pragmatic, and so gorgeous that all she had to do was look at a man and they’d fall down dead.

Yeah.  Totally shipped Lacroix/Nick.  I’d forgotten about the extended love notes Lacroix would regularly read off for Nick via his erstwhile late-night radio show.

Can you imagine anybody else in the world listening to that?  I mean, apparently it was pretty popular (wasn’t there an episode where Lacroix developed a stalker and Nick was like, “OH MY GOD DO I HAVE TO SAVE THE STUPID STALKER FROM DYING HORRIBLY.”  I’m pretty sure I remember that.  Janette was all, “Look, Nicholas, if our meals volunteer themselves then we can’t be held responsible.”)  

But it was the most morose, nihilistic stuff.  If you were some poor sod out there in Toronto not realizing that you were listening to vampires read each other insomniac love poetry, it was like sitting in a bar listening to Nietzsche get drunk and drone on about the futility of his love life.