prettyarbitrary’s name means: 1) Very lewd. 2) A failure at life.
How did it know?!
^^ shush, you. well i mean yes probably on the lewd part but not so much the failure.
hollydiggity’s name means: 1) Mankind’s savior. 2) Secretly homo.
No, but it’s right! Check my math. Life = porn, right? And porn = refusing to be written by me. QED: prettyarbitrary = failure at life.
I blame Tumblr.
But right now I don’t care, because I just discovered that this green tea I’m drinking has a really cool sort of sage/menthol undertone.
Don’t worry about the saving-the-world thing, Holly, if it feels like too big a project right now. When you’re ready to begin, a bildungsroman will come along to help you through the process. Joseph Campbell even wrote a step-by-step guide.