kymethra said: Sentences you never thought you’d write?
Oh, it’s not that weird for me. ^_^ I am prepared to go for some REALLY strange stuff.
Tentacles are just. They’re halfway between hot and hilarious. At this point they’re like some grand, nearly dignified old patriarch of internet smut. They set the bar for weird kink many years ago, and now rule benevolently (more or less) from their throne as young, enthusiastic new kinks come to test themselves against the noble old example in hopes of making a name for themselves. Tentacles are the standard against which all others are judged.
And yes, this goes through my head EVERY TIME.
Look, don’t judge me. I have a tag.