I am going to say snowy owl, because you are clearly a bird of some kind and owls are wise like you. Also because I keep seeing things with owls on and thinking of you. Little jewelry boxes and the like–you know, kitschy Goodwill stuff. Also because you liked the snowy owl Squishable better than the regular owl Squishable.

By prettyarbitrary June 8, 2013

WISE! Ahoohoohoo. Wise. Oh, bless you, Otter. <3

I am, at any rate, a silent killer who often swallows her food whole, so I’ll take it.

And that snowy owl Squishable is da bomb. I mean, look at this thing!

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