prettyarbitrary: It annoys me when people use epithets that are completely irrelevant to what’s going on.
prettyarbitrary: Like, if Sherlock’s banging John’s arse, would John REALLY be thinking of him as ‘the detective.’
Nanners: PERHAPS
Nanners: DETECTIVE ASS-BLASTER
Mydwynter: I dunno. Detectives get me HOT
Nanners: BUTT-DETECTIVE
prettyarbitrary: DETECTIVE OF HIS PROSTATE
Lacuna: “Good, Sherlock! Deduce that ass!”
april-likes-things: oh my god
Mydwynter: “I DEDUCE THAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO COME”
april-likes-things: i’m laughing so hard i can’t type
Nanners: lol yeah Persian
Mars : “LET ME PROBE THIS AREA FOR CLUES”
Nanners: MARS
april-likes-things: THIS WHOLE CONVO IS GOLD
* Mars frames all of it
april-likes-things: I busted up laughing at one guy the first time ’cause all my previous male partners had just said “i’m gonna come” and this one always said “i’m gonna fucking come”
Mydwynter: I really want a jersey that says ” Detective Ass-Blaster” on it.
prettyarbitrary: a fic where one of the characters is typically styled as ‘the announcer of orgasms’ is a fic I would read.
april-likes-things: YES
prettyarbitrary: And reread.
april-likes-things: DETECTIVE ASS BLASTER
prettyarbitrary: ‘The announcer of orgasms got two tea mugs down from the shelf.’
Mydwynter: AHAhahaha
Nanners: I want to read that fic
april-likes-things: PA OMFG
Nanners: Someone write it pelase
Mars : *dies*
prettyarbitrary: ‘The announcer of orgasms leaned in over the body for a closer look at the belt buckle.’
Mydwynter: “He was the one with the long, thin member.”
Nanners: I’m dying of laughter
april-likes-things: my boyfriend is doing that thing where he keeps turning and looking at me funny because I’m in such hysterics
Lacuna: The Announcer of Orgasms hummed as he made two mugs of strong tea, and carried one over to Detective Ass-Blaster, who was lying on the couch.
prettyarbitrary: ‘The announcer of orgasms turned to the police detective.’
Nanners: Horrible, ugly guffaws
Mars : I seriously cannot type
Mydwynter: Detective Ass-Blaster pouted, and curled his long, thin toes into the sofa.
Lacuna: “SHERLOCK, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY BLOG BYLINE?”
Mydwynter: “JAWWWWN,” said the Detective.
Aria: Hehehehehehe.
Nanners: The announcer of orgasms watched him fondly.
prettyarbitrary: The announcer of orgasms scowled at him. “Are we really doing this again, Sherlock?”
persian: Also, Detective Ass-Blaster sounds like a bad porno.
Lacuna: John H. Watson, MD. I am an announcer of orgasms recently returned from Afghanistan.
Nanners: I like The Ass Detective.
Mars : Detective Ass-Blasters marry Announcers of Orgasms. Get over it.
Lacuna: HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
Mydwynter: “Jawn, I deduce that you are horny. Would you like to know how?”
persian: Sherlock Holmes, Asshole Detective.
Lacuna: HANG ON I AM COMING