Some people just have really COOL-looking faces, you know? I don’t even know if I consider Fassbender handsome, but he’s interesting to look at, which frankly is better so far as I’m concerned.
Freeman, Cumberbatch, and Jeremy Renner all fall into this same category. Handsome? I dunno. Maybe? Sometimes. But nifty. Christian Bale. There’s a line to his cheekbones that I’m used to seeing on Asian men, and it’s startling and interesting in his face. Clint Eastwood and Hugh Jackman have that squint (how did I only just notice that Hugh Jackman looks like a young Clint Eastwood?). I love Eastwood’s old movies, but I only just noticed he was handsome about five years ago, because I was too busy being captivated by the ruggedness. David Bowie. There’s something flat-out strange about his face, like the sculptor finished shaping it but didn’t want to bother with the details, like some kind of post-modern statuary or something. But no one can argue that David Bowie doesn’t look interesting.
Women too. I like Noomi Rapace’s face because her features have this odd cast that make her face look like it’s always doing something. Small, considering mouth and eyes with a permanent sardonic gleam. And Marion Cotillard with her Bette Davis eyes (have you ever noticed how much she looks like Bette Davis? Who ever thought that was a face that would come around again?). Lucy Liu has one of the most intelligent-looking faces I’ve ever seen; raw-featured and sharp. (fun fact: when I see sexy photos of her, it totally throws me, because I do not think ‘sex’ when I think of Lucy Liu; I think ‘badass’). And if you lined up Gina Torres, with her defiantly lush features—if you lined her next to your average supermodel, she’d make them look like a cardboard cutout (also OMG her hair <3). I could sit and look at pictures of her for hours, because she’s just mesmerizing.
I’m not big on Scarlet Johannsson’s face (as opposed to her as a person, because she’s awesome). But her face is too perfect. It’s like looking at a doll. She’s only beautiful because of how she’s able to take possession of it and live in it (that quirky off-kilter smile, for instance).
So there’s no point to this post really, except to take a bit of glee in the way people look.